Dogs. They are always, always dignified.
At least, that's what Speed Bump would have us believe.
|See? Dogs rule, cats drool. I'm bringing canine sexy back.|
|This is my dignified come-hither-into-the-grass stare.|
|Oh, wait... grass!!|
|What? I'm still dignified!|
|See? I'm stretching...|
|Ohhhhhh, who cares! ROLLING FOR THE WIN!!!|
|C'mon, ladies. I'm one handsome, dignified dog.|
Sorry, Bump. You just lost all credibility with your audience. We know what you really are. But we love you, anyway!